San Miguel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Thanks to you, Bella, for making that war freak Miguel disappear.. He wanted
                               to destroy Congress!"
                   Bella: " Well, he should!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " Raphael, San Miguel's already went back to heaven.. why the long face?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " It's like this, Stan.. who will pay for the 6 cases of beer he drank? Huhuhu..."

San Miguel

Panel 1- Bella: " Miguel, why do you hate people? Did your mom left you for another man?
                         She didn't hug you much when you were a kid?"       
Panel 2- Bella: " Maybe girls don't like you because you're vain or maybe you're hiding a
                         dark secret?"
Panel 3- Bella: " Are you gay?"
              Miguel ( vanishing in anger ): " Aargh!"

San Miguel

Panel 1- Bella: " Hello, Stan, Raphael.. who's the handsome boy with you?"
              Stan: " Hi, Bella.. his name is Miguel.."
Panel 2- Bella ( flirting ): " Hellow, Miguel.. do you want to bring me to heaven?"
Panel 3- Miguel: " I don't talk to earthlings.."
              Bella: " Wow! Racist! My type! Hihihi.."

San Miguel

Panel 1- San Miguel: " Alright, Raphael.. I will not destroy Congress if you know of six lawmakers
                                   who didn't use their position to get rich..
Panel 2- San Miguel: " Well?.."
                   Raphael ( thinking hard ): " Just wait! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " San Miguel, let's have some beer while Raphael is thinking.."
              San Miguel: " Beer?! Sure!!"

San Miguel

Panel 1- Raphael: " San Miguel, don't accuse all the lawmakers.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Not all of them are corrupt or they stole money from the people.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " There are still some lawmakers who are honest in their jobs.."

San Miguel

Panel 1- San Miguel: " Hi, Raphael, Stan.. how are you?"
                   Raphael: " San Miguel, what are you doing here on Earth?"
Panel 2- San Miguel: " Saint Peter ordered me to come down to destroy Congress!"
                   Raphael: " What?! Why?"
Panel 3- San Miguel: " He said what the lawmakers are doing to the people is too much already.."

Note: San Miguel is Saint Michael, the Archangel

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, soul searching is not bad but that process takes too long.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " What you need now is an instant remedy to save the image of congress.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " What's the proper thing to do, Stan?"
               Stanley: " Ethnic cleansing!"

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, the image of Congress has been tarnished because of the pork sham.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " What the lawmakers need is soul searching so they can save the congress' image.."
Panel 3- Stanley: "  Raphael, what soul searching are you talking about? Those lawmakers already
                              lost their souls long time ago!"

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Stanley: " There are politicians who are guilty but they couldn't avoid people.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " So they think of ways to look at the eyes of people without a hint of remorse.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " You have a new shades again, Cong Grafar.."
                Grafar: " I have sore eyes!"

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Stanley: " Politicians are much  different now, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Before, they were ashamed when they are involved in anomalies..they can't
                             look at peoples' eyes.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " But now, they don't even blink!" ( even in front of cameras )
      Cong Capal: " I didn't steal money from Juan!"
      Cong Capal ( to himself ): From Pedro, yes.."

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Father Dom, why don't you convince Cong Grafar to return the public's money
                              he illegally got?
Panel 2- Father Dom: " I can't do that, Raphael, Stan.. it's difficult.."
                        Stan : " But why?"
Panel 3- Father Dom: " Cong Grafar might take back the SUV he gave me err..the church.. Hehehe.."

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why don't you just return the money you received  from
                              Anna Polis' pork sham?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, do you know what will happen if I return the money?"
                     Raphael: " What?..."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " People will know that I really stole the money!"

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " At any rate, it's ok by me to be put in jail. I heard they're constructing a
                                    a bungalow as our detention cell.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I only notice that up to now they are constructing scaffoldings only.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " They even put up two hanging ropes at the center for decoration.." 

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, Anna Polis saw how greedy those people are in the government so she
                             used them.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " If only the politicians have moral values, this wouldn't happen.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " It's all your fault, Father Dom!"

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Just think, Stan, our lawmakers have high degree of education.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They're all Cum Laudes and Bar Topnotchers so you won't believe that those
                              you voted into office are the ones who will steal from the public coffers.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " What a dirty trick!"

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Butter, what can you say about Anna Polis?"
Panel 2- Sen Butter: " There's only one thing I can say about my name being included on her list.."
Panel 3- Sen Butter: " I have a " Heart " but Anna Polis has none!"
Note:
Senator Chiz Escudero is Senator Butter on Power People

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Butter, your name is on the list of Anna Polis.."
                 Butter: " I think so.."
Panel 2-    Butter: " I'm wondering why my name is on that list when I didn't order pork
                              from Anna Polis.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " What did you order?"
                 Butter: " Sausage!"

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Raphael: " So to prevent confusion, the media published the Anna Polis list and this
                              started the collective amnesia of some lawmakers.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, your name is number 23 on the list of Anna Polis..
                Grafar: " I don't know Anna Polis.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, your name is number 13 on the list of Anna Polis.."
             Curapin : " I don't know Anna Polis.."

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Stanley: " When the news about Anna Polis having a list of lawmakers involve in pork sham,
                             many legislators insisted on having the list made public.."
Panel 2- Grafar : " Anna Polis, I am Cong Grafar.. make your list public so people will know who are
                            involved in your pork sham!"
Panel 3- Curapin: " Anna Polis, I am Senator Curapin, show your list because even those who are innocent
                             are also getting involved!"
                 

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, what is that Anna Polis list that caused amnesia to some members of Congress?"
Panel 2- Stanley : " A Lawmaker orders pork from Anna Polis  for his district..."
Panel 3- Stanley : " He pays Anna Polis but no delivery will be made and they will split the money.."

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Officer: " Anna Polis is the Empress of Pork Sham in the Batasan Market.."
Panel 2- Officer: " And she has a list with the names of Lawmakers who are involved in her Pork Sham.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, is it true your name is on the list of Anna Polis?"
                Grafar: " I have amnesia.. sorry.."

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Officer: " Collective Amnesia is a new disease that only afflicts the Legislators.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " When did this problem started?"
              Officer: " Only yesterday.."
Panel 3- Officer: ".. when the Anna Polis list came out in the media.."

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Raphael: " Look, Stan! There are many ambulances at Congress.."
              Stanley : " You're right.. I wonder what happened?.. "
Panel 2- Officer: " The members of Congress are afflicted with a new kind of disease.."
              Raphael: " What kind of disease, Sir?"
Panel 3- Officer: " They are suffering in what you call in politics, Collective Amnesia!"
             Raphael: " What kind of sickness is that?"