Sunday, January 31, 2016

Kandidato

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, all candidates should be required to submit their medical certificates!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " People should know the medical history of a candidate to see if he's fit
                              for the position or not.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Am I right, Madam Marian?"
               Marian: " Idiot! "

NOTE: " Marian " has stage 4 cancer and she's running for President

Friday, January 1, 2016

Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Nonoy, your " straight path " governance will be in jeopardy
                               if Mars loses the presidential election!"
               Nonoy: " I know!!!"
Panel 2- Nonoy: " I have to do some drastic measure to lift Mars numbers in the surveys!"
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Yaya Dub, if you will not endorse Mars, we will make Alden marry
                              the Pastillas Girl!"
             Stanley: " Really drastic!.."