Mamasapano

Panel 1- Cong Amoylupa: " Mama San, is it true your ward, Strawberry, is only 14 years old?"
Panel 2- Questions from members of the joint hearing:
              Senator X: " Mama San, is it true your waistline is only 20 inches?"
               Cong XX: " Mama San, what is your cellphone number?"
              Senator Y: " Hey! It's my turn to ask Mama San!"
              Cong YY:  " No! It's my turn! What's wrong with you?!"
Panel 3- Radio broadcast: " Flash Report!!! Not only did Madam Chair lose her grace, she also lost                                                  her poise at the joint hearing!"