Eleksyon 2019

Bobong

Panel 1- Volunteer: " My Bosses, will you please sign here.. we're soliciting 3 million signatures.."
             Stanley: " Sure!"
Panel 2- Volunteer: " Thank you, Bossings.."
              Stanley: " What are you fighting for?"
Panel 3- Volunteer: " We're doing this so that our idol, Bobong, will be the Vice President!"

Bobong

Panel 1- Lebron: " Thank God, the election is finished. It will also end the fighting among the Filipinos.."
                Wade: " You're right!"
Panel 2- Lebron: " That's why I voted for Gracia.. to have continuity.."
                 Wade: " What?! You voted for Gracia!!"
Panel 3-    Wade: " You're so stupid! You should have voted for Dikong! Grr.."

Ang Botante

Panel 1- Voter John: " Yahoo! We voters are popular once again! "
Panel 2- Voter John: " We are now in demand because politicians need our votes again! "
Panel 3- Jomar: " Mang Teban, I brought you a cake, Hehehe.. Happy Birthday! "
            Stanley: " It's Jomar! "

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Raphael: " Would you believe, Stan.. there are 130 candidates for the Presidency!"
Panel 2- Stanley : " It's ok so voters will have plenty to choose from.."
              Raphael: " I guess so.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " But this is an election for someone who will lead the country and not a circus!"

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, were you able to get Pastillas Girl?"
           Jomar: " Well.. not exactly.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " There were many conditions and her talent fee is quite high so they gave me
                             another one.."
                 Stan: " Who is it?"
Panel 3- Jomar: " It's the Halaya Girl and we're very much compatible said Faylon!"

Note: Halaya is Yam. Jomar's compatibility to it is color because of his dark skin

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, have you noticed that candidates lose weight when there is an election?"
                    Stan: " Yes, I noticed.."
Panel 2-       Stan: " It's difficult to go to many places to campaign.."
              Raphael: " But Jomar is different.. he gains weight instead!"
Panel 3-       Stan: " It's because he only attends Boodle Fights.."

Note: Boodle fights is a military tradition where officers and soldiers eat together on a long table, standing and using their hands to get food laid on banana leaves. Politicians use it to impress that they are with the common people like what Jomar is doing.

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Nosy friend: " Cong Sumido, you seemed to be in deep thought.."
          Cong Sumido : " You're right.."
Panel 2- Cong Sumido: " I borrowed money before the election for my candidacy.."
Panel 3- Cong Sumido: " Now I don't know how to pay my debts because the pork barrel was abolished.."

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. I know what you are implying but I can't do anything.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Is it my fault that I win every election?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " The fault lies on those who voted for me like my Kumpadre Joe.."