Thursday, May 14, 2015

Ingrata

Panel 1- Mrs Ingracia: " It's not Nonoy who saved the life of my daughter!"
Panel 2- Mrs Ingracia: " It was God and the prayers of the people that saved her.."
Panel 3- Mrs Ingracia: " ... and also Pacquiao!"

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Ingrata

Panel 1- Raphael: " Mrs, your daughter is apprehended at the airport carrying drugs in her
                                luggage and the penalty for that is execution!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " It was sir Nonoy who called the sitting President then and she was given a three
                                year extension.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " And now, it's sir Nonoy again who personally beg for clemency to hold the
                                execution of your daughter.."

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Ingrata

Panel 1- Grace: " My daughter! They will execute my daughter
                            because they found drugs in her luggage... Huhuhu.."
Panel 2- Grace: " My daughter is innocent! She's a victim of poverty
                            and I know who's to blame!"
Panel 3- Stanley ( to Nonoy who suddenly experienced coughing ): " Sir Nonoy, are you alright?"
             

Friday, April 24, 2015

Mamasapano


Panel 1- Cong Amoylupa: " Mama San, is it true your ward, Strawberry, is only 14 years old?"
Panel 2- Questions from members of the joint hearing:
              Senator X: " Mama San, is it true your waistline is only 20 inches?"
               Cong XX: " Mama San, what is your cellphone number?"
              Senator Y: " Hey! It's my turn to ask Mama San!"
              Cong YY:  " No! It's my turn! What's wrong with you?!"
Panel 3- Radio broadcast: " Flash Report!!! Not only did Madam Chair lose her grace, she also lost                                                  her poise at the joint hearing!"

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Sherlock: " Madam Chair, I still have one resourceful person.. please??"
Panel 2- Madam C: " I hope she's not a Mamamasan, too Sherlock Solon.."
                Sherlock: " No, ma'm.. she's a woman.."
Panel 3- Madam C: " What is your name?"
                 Woman: " Mama San.."

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Madam Chair: " I am now going to ask Joe Nazareno, our resourceful person on this joint hearing.."
Panel 2- Madam Chair: " Is it true you are from Mamasapano?"
              Joe Nazareno: " Mamasapano? My gosh, no Madam Chair!"
Panel 3- Joe Nazareno: " I am a " Mamamasan " who lives in Quiapo!"

Note: Mamamasan is a carrier of the black Nazarene statue during procession at Quiapo

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Madam Chair: " Sherlock Solon, I am going to ask first in this joint hearing your first
                                      resourceful person.."
                     Sherlock: " Yes, ma'm"
Panel 2- Cong Toybi   : " Excuse me, Madam Chair, I'd like to thank you from the bottom
                                      of my heart.."
             Madam Chair: " What for, Cong Toybi?"
Panel 3- Cong Toybi  : " For mentioning " Una " twice in this joint hearing because it's the
                                      political party of my beloved idol in politics!"
Note: " Una " is first or number one