GMRC

Delilah

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, where are you going?"
                Grafar: " To the Senate.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " We are bringing this invitation to Delilah. The House wants her to attend our investigation.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it's not right! The Senate and Congress have inter parliamentary courtesy!"
                Grafar: " Well, not anymore!"

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, aren't you worried that your name might be in the list of Drug Lord?"
               Grafar: " Nope ".
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. even though I am a traditional politician, it didn't occur in my mind to be a drug lord.. that's bad!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, the President's next priority are the Jueteng Lords!"
              Grafar: " What?! That monster Dikong!!!"

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, is it true you Congressmen are into Yoga?"
               Grafar: " That's true!"
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Yoga is emptying of the mind and it's good for the health.."
              Stanley: " Is that so?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " So that's why the laws you make are empty and without substance!"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it seems you have another case filed against you.."
                Grafar: " It\s nothing.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " Those actions are what we call politically motivated so we just
                              ignore them.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, even though it might be politically motivated,
                              it doesn't mean it's not true.."

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Father Dom, why don't you convince Cong Grafar to return the public's money
                              he illegally got?
Panel 2- Father Dom: " I can't do that, Raphael, Stan.. it's difficult.."
                        Stan : " But why?"
Panel 3- Father Dom: " Cong Grafar might take back the SUV he gave me err..the church.. Hehehe.."

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why don't you just return the money you received  from
                              Anna Polis' pork sham?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, do you know what will happen if I return the money?"
                     Raphael: " What?..."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " People will know that I really stole the money!"

Holy Week Special

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, I already nailed your two hands and feet.."
                Grafar: " Thank you, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Now they will know that among the Congressmen, Cong Grafar
                              is above from the rest.."
             Raphael ( to himself ): " My idol.."
Panel 3-  Grafar ( to Raphael ): " Now, call the media so I will be on the TV news tonight!"

Holy Week Special

Panel 1-  Raphael: " Cong Grafar, your vacation will lessen the government coffer.."
                 Grafar: " Why?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Because aside from Mrs Grafar, your children and relatives are going too.."
                Grafar: " No, Raphael!"
Panel 3-   Grafar: " I already sent them ahead last week!"

Holy Week Special

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, what are you gong to do this coming Holy Week?"
Panel 2-  Grafar: " As usual, we will tour Europe and other great places.."
Panel 3-  Grafar: " That is what politicians do whenever there's a break from work.."

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, how will your constituents live if they are in the dark?
Panel 2- Grafar : " Everyday they go to our house and I give them food and money.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " What will they learn  from that system?"
              Grafar : " They will learn that they owe me ( and should return the favor someday )"

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, what about the other aspirants if you already have the juicy positions?"
              Grafar : " What do you mean?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Because the vice governor is the cousin of your wife and the vice mayor is your nephew. There's no more chance for others to serve!"
Grafar: " Not true!"
Panel 3- Grafar: " They can always run as Councilors or Baranggay Captains ( the lowest positions )

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, are you in favor of political dynasty?"
                Grafar: " Of course!"
Panel 2-   Grafar: " Where will we be if there is no political dynasty.."
Panel 3-   Grafar: " I wouldn't be a Congressman, my wife won't be a Governor and my son won't be a Mayor.."

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Cong Grafar's close in security checking the surrounding: " Clear! "
Panel 2- Stan: " Cong Grafar, looks like your security people are guarding you tight..
                         Is there a threat on your life?"
Panel 3- Grafar: " They're just making sure there are no Godchildren waiting for me to come out of the house.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1-Larry: " Isn't that Cong Grafar?"
             Curly: " It's him.."
Panel 2- Moe: " He lost a lot of weight. Must be his work in Congress.."
Panel 3- Curly: " Who among the congressmen will not lose weight when their pork barrel was taken away.."

Relief Goods

Panel 1- What the pilot saw from the Helicopter after the supertyphoon
Panel 2- What the pilot saw from the Helicopter after relief goods were delivered
Panel 3- What the pilot saw from the Helicopter reinforced his belief that politicians have no souls

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Stan: " Cong Grafar, do you know that public office is public trust?"
  Cong Grafar: " Of course.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " That's why I'm happy for those who voted for me.."
                          Stan: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " I have a big public trust.."

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Stan: " Cong Grafar, do you know that in Japan, when an official did something wrong they commit Hara Kiri ( suicide )?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I am also like that, Stan, Raphael.. feeling Japanese when I did something wrong.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " That's why I punish myself by eating Sushi and Sashimi.."

Sunday

Panel 1- Voice over #1: " Wow! Cong Grafar is donating one thousand pesos!"
Panel 2- Voice over #2: " The only thing is he takes some time before he let go.."
              Voice over #1: " Huh? Why?"
Panel 3- Voice over #2: " Because he wanted to make sure lots of people saw it before letting go of the money.."

Q and A

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, according to our law, your job as a Congressman is to create laws and not get involved in projects.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why don't you just follow the law?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " What about you people? You always cross the street where it's not allowed!"