San Miguel

Panel 1- San Miguel: " Hi, Raphael, Stan.. how are you?"
                   Raphael: " San Miguel, what are you doing here on Earth?"
Panel 2- San Miguel: " Saint Peter ordered me to come down to destroy Congress!"
                   Raphael: " What?! Why?"
Panel 3- San Miguel: " He said what the lawmakers are doing to the people is too much already.."

Note: San Miguel is Saint Michael, the Archangel

Q and A

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, the people know why you insists on recommending projects and it is because you receive 50% kickback out of them.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Aren't you ashamed what you are doing to the people?"
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " I have thought of that question for a long long time and my answer is no.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Many people are angry that some lawmakers are involved in the pork barrel scam."
                   Stan: " Don't worry, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Senator Drilon promised that the government will bring back public trust to Congress.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Well, I hope aside from public trust, they will also return the public funds they stole from the people.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, a person like you should have moral values.."
              Curapin: " I know, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Curapin: " People trusted me and it's only fitting that I remain honest to them.."
Panel 3- Runner: " Boss Curapin, they can't go any higher than 40% kickback on the NGO project of your pork barrel.."
Curapin: " Tell them 60% or else.."